Wisdom Teeth.

Lately my wisdom teeth have been really hurting me.
I need to get them out this summer and I'm not looking forward to it one bit because...
a. I don't do pain.
b. I don't want to look like I could belong to Alvin and the Chipmunks.
c. I'm bum scared. I've never had a surgery before.
d. I hope I don't end up like this girl in this video.
[Even though this is hilarious]

Future Hubby.

A few days ago I was at WalMart and passed the tampon and pad isle.
A guy was there buying pads for his wife.
What a champ.

"Honey they all look the same. There's a difference?"

Yes, there is a difference. Trust me.

I hope my future husband will be willing to go buy stuff like that for me.
I hope he'll be okay with my stubbornness. Usually I come around.
I hope he'll be okay with my trust issues. Showing and proving to me that I can trust him.
I hope he'll want to still be married to me when I'm on my period.
I hope he'll let me be opinionated.
I hope he'll kiss me on my forehead.
I hope he'll let us adopt kids.
I hope he'll be okay with my love for clothes.
I hope he'll be kind to my family.
I hope he'll randomly show up with a bouquet of my favorite flowers.
I hope he won't mind that he's going to have to wear socks all the time because of my hate for feet.
I hope he'll be a returned missionary and a worthy priesthood holder.
I hope he'll love me just because I'm me.

Jazz Bear FTW.

The Jazz Bear is a champ! Check this out.

Happy Birthday Whit.

Happy Birthday Whit.

I've never argued with anyone

more in my whole entire life than I do with you.

And you know just how to push my buttons.

But I've also never cared about

someone as much as I care for you.

You're stubborn and opinionated [just like me]

and just a little too dramatic at times :)

But you're also kind, friendly, outgoing, funny, hard working, gorgeous and have such a love for life.  

I've also never met a 14 year old more stylish than you.

I sure never looked like that when I was that old.

14 is a tough age.

Remember what you stand for.

Remember your true friends.

Remember to stand out. Don't follow the crowd.

Remember to be kind to everyone.

Remember to watch what you say and do.

But most importantly, remember who you are.

Sure do love ya.

Glee Withdrawls.

Lately I've been going through Glee withdrawls.

There hasn't been a new episode in weeks.

Who does Fox think they are?

Ask anyone, I used to absolutely hate this show.

And the music that went along with it.

But now I can't get enough of it.

I even got the first season on sale at Target

[love that place] for 15.00 dollars.

Yes please!

I don't think I left my house or my bed for three days just so I could watch the first season all the way through.

I didn't even brush my teeth or shower.

Jokes.

Sometimes I find myself putting

situations in my life into a song now.

I have a full on Glee episode in my head.

"I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr Pepper was a dentist." -Brittany

"I'll often yell at homeless people and say, 'Hey how's that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once." -Sue

"Tater tots look like deep fried deer poop." -Brittany

 "I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook." -Artie

Hahaha this show kills me.

 Love it. Only 12 more days till Glee!

Karl Malone and a talk on Sunday.

We learned about black curves in Astronomy today....

I didn't understand this one bit. Mostly I just liked what my astronomy teacher had to say about black curves....

"When I hear the word black curves I think of Karl Malone. If Karl Malone would have been around when Michelangelo was chipping away at that rock Karl Malone would have come out of it."

Great insight. I think he's right too. Karl would fit right in next to Michelangelo's sculptures of John the baptist and Cupid.

On another note....

I have to speak in church on Sunday on applying the parable of the Good Samaritan in our daily lives.
Easy topic?
You would think.
I can't really decide where I want to go with this thing.
Time for some temple and praying time.
Also, I can't decide If I'm nervous or not.
Right now I'm thinking that I'm not.
I get in front of big groups of people everyday.
Well big groups of children.
Who often times would have no idea if I made something up or even messed up.
Hopefully all goes well :)

Quote of the Week.

Those three words are said too much, but not enough.

[Snow Patrol]

Funny Kid.

I thought you all needed to take a good look at the kid who supplies most of my laughs of the day.
He also does a very good job at supplying the inappropriateness too.

The shirt says it all.

Ken: Miss. McCall, do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend?
Me: Neither, but I would have a boyfriend.
Ken. Hmmmmm
Me: What?
Ken: If you had a boyfriend would you lay on top of him?
Me: Uhh what?

I think Ken has been exposed to far too much.

Me: Ken, what kind of shows do you watch at home?
Ken: Well, my dad watches The Nakeds.
Me: Oh. Right.

I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that The Nakeds is not a kid friendly TV show.
Just a guess though.

Ken: California girls are hot and sexy and they take their clothes off.

Special thanks to Katy Perry on this one.
What a great role model.

Ken: I'm the shit.

Now how do you punish a kid for saying that?
How do you punish a kid for knowing they're the shit?
You don't.

Ken: Miss. McCall do you drink alcohol?
Me: Nope I don't.
Ken: Yes you do.
Me: Wait what? No I don't.
Ken: Do you smoke?
Me: Nope, I don't do that either.

Ken: Yes you do. You've been a smoker for 14 years.
Me: Um no, no I haven't.

Ken: Yes you have.
Me: Oh.

Apprently I've been smoking since I was six.
It's never to early to start right?

Earth Peace?

My grandma told me yesterday that I should join the Earth Peace.

Apparently these people are the ones who save stuff that we're ruining. 

Ya know, the tree huggers.

"You could save wales and trees. Oh and dolphins too."

I guess I look like a tree hugger?

I was wearing green that day. Wonder if that had anything to do with it.

Except my gramma forgot that I'm the one that hands my trash to my friends so they can liter for me.

And I run my shower water a good five to ten minutes before I get in so it's had some time to warm up.

And I don't turn off the sink when I'm brushing my teeth.

And I leave the lights on in rooms sometimes.

And I throw away things that could be recycled.

And I could care less about dolphins and wales.

Except for Free Willy. He's cool.

And I don't care if we're tearing down trees....cause while they do that they're also planting ones in place of them.

And I didn't learn one thing when I went to the landfill in the 5th grade to learn about recycling.

All I remember is that it gave me a headache cause it reeked.

Besides all that I think I could really contribute a lot to the Earth Peace.

I think I'll join :)  [not really though]



I Heart Missionaries.

I've been having a lot of dreams lately that all of my friends that are on missions are home.
I love it.
This soon will be true!
Man I'm old. I have friends coming home from missions. Crazy.

Anyways, I had a dream on Saturday night that I was walking through a big crowd full of my friends that are on missions or have been on missions.
I ran into my friend Sean and we started talking about his mission.
When I looked up to ask him a question he had long, bleach blonde, curly hair to his shoulders.
Haha random?
I kept telling him that he had changed a lot [hinting at his hideous hair] but he didn't mention anything about his newly grown out bleach blonde locks.
I pray to the heavens he didn't really grow out his hair.
I don't think we could be friends anymore.

I'm really really excited for all of my friends to be home from missions this year!
Mostly I can't wait to have our fires, just like old times at our spot.
Already Blake, Ian, Richy, Parker and Justin are home. And next month Logan and Erik.
It's interesting to see how much they've changed.
Still the same mostly, just a little more grown up and mature :)
I admire each of them so much for giving up two years of their lives to serve the lord.
That has got to be one of the hardest, but greatest blessings ever.
Missionaries have got to be my most favorite things ever! Hands down.

Quote of the Week.

{What is life?}

Life is an adventure...Dare it.

Life is a beauty...Praise it.

Life is a challange... Meet it.

Life is a duty...Perform it.

Life is a love...Enjoy it.

Life is a tragedy...Face it.

Life is a struggle...Fight it.

Life is a promise...Fulfill it.

Life is a game...Play it.

Life is a journey...Complete it.

Life is a mystery...Unfold it.

Life is a goal...Achieve it.

Life is an opportunity...Take it.

Life is a puzzle...Solve it.

Life is a song...Sing it.

Life is a sorrow....overcome it.

Life is a gift...Accept it. 

Ellie Bug.

This animal and I have a love-hate relationship going on.

Here's what she's ruined/stolen so far....

My favortie pair of slippers....

 I wanted to kill her when she did this.

My makeup brush....

Actually I should say my second makeup brush.

She loves to steal it and then

lick the brush hairs til they're sopping wet.

Sick, I know.

The first time she did this I went out and bought a new one.

I refuse to buy another one this time. 

So I've just washed it off and hoped that I don't get any diseases on my face.

My toothbrush....

I just love midnight runs to the

grocery store buy a new toothbrush so I don't

have to kill people with my breath in the morning.

My comb....

My brother brought the comb to me the other day and said that he took it away from her cause she was chewing on it.

She had bent all of the bristles and some were missing.

Again, I wanted to kill her.

I was going to take a picture of
the ruined comb, but I can't seem to find it.

I think she hid it and when

I'm not home she brings it out and chews on it. 

Little stinker.

This is my new comb that I bought
yesterday to replace the other one she ruined.

 

I don't even want to think

about what she is going to ruin next.

I've thought about putting a picture of her on a lost dog poster and posting them around my neighborhood.

Someones bound to claim that she's theirs right?

Hmmmm....

I have to admit though after all this,

I still love that little stinker.

She's stubborn just like me, jumps and my feet when she sees me, and loves to cuddle.

Gotta love her.

Quote of the Week.

Money can't buy happiness,
but it can buy marshmallows,
which are kind of the same thing.

I dedicated a Facebook status the other day to the weather Gods. It went a little something like this....

Deeeeear weather.. I need you not to snow for the next three months on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays so I can drive safely to school. K thanks.

Then my friend commented and said Tuesdays and Thursday's too.

I liked this idea. Then only Saturday and Sunday would be left. Which I'm fine with cause I usually sit around on these days in the same spot all day make-upless with my hair on top of my head.

Ugh. Only 64 days till Spring. Plus a little more, cause we all know that Winter lasts clear untill April.
I think I need to move so people don't have to listen to me complain about the winter anymore.
Did I mention that I hate winter?

"Look Miss. McCall! I'm Lady GaGa!"
She was so excited that she was able to put a blanket over her head and call herself Lady Gaga.
She's right though.
The blanket look would be really great for GaGa.
She would just have to make it low cut and maybe and some meat dangling from it with some crazy sunglasses and she would be set.

Kayla: Miss. McCall I missed you when you were at school!
Me: I missed you too Kayla!
Kayla: What did you do at school?
Me: Math and other hard stuff.
Kayla: Did you get in trouble with the teachers?
Me: Nope, not today.
Kayla: Did you get to color?
Me: Oh man I wish.
Kayla: Did you learn about letters?
Me: Um something like that.

If only college was still learning about letters and coloring all day.
I'm pretty sure I would get an A.

Speaking of school, I don't know what I did to myself this semester.
I decided to take a 7:00 class. Bad idea.
This means I have to wake up at five, to be ready to leave by six, to be in class by 7:00.
And then I'm not done with all my classes until 4:40.
And course I'm always stuck in traffic for a good hour.
Kill. Me. Now.
When do graduate again?

Quote of the Week.

Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.
..Unknown..

My Astronomy teacher is going to croak any second.

"I plan on being here until 2016. When I was 45 I had a strong intuition that I was half way there.
So If I fall to the ground just leave me there. I just might die in this room."

Ummm excuse me old man, but you forgot that if I witnessed your death I would be haunted for the rest of my life. And yes, he was being dead serious when he told us about possibly dying. (No pun intended) :)

"Has anyone seen that star in the....uh....the....East? It looks like a plane coming in for landing. Well.......that's......uhhhh........(long pause)......(scratches head).......Venus."

Poor old man. He does not make being old look very fun.
I have a feeling this class is going to be piece of cake.
Good thing too, cause I have to get up and five to get ready and be there by seven.

School is for Fools.

I'm trying really hard to have good
attitude about this semester.

I have to drive to Orem three times a week now.

Which means all my money is going to go towards gas.

Goooodbye money.

And I have to change my shift at work.

Gooooodbye life.

Why did I not transfer to slcc sooner?
Or I could solve all this by getting one
of those online degrees.

They look pretty legit.

I found an online PhD that I can earn in only seven days. Yes, seven.

Dr. Morris. Sounds A-ok to me.

Bring it on 2011.

2011. New year. New start.

This year all of my friends on missions will be home.

This year I'm going to a different country.

This year I want to go skydiving.

This year I'll have my associates.

This year I'm going to go to the temple once a week.

This year I'm going to find a better job.

This year I'll be 21. Finally.

This year I'm going to save more, spend less.

I have a good feeling about this new year!