I got pulled over this morning.
The flashing lights came out of pitch nowhere.
I was going 44 in a 25 mph construction zone.
Oops. My bad.
Automatic ticket?
You would think.
Nope, just got a warning.
Got out of a 400 dollar ticket.
Thank you mister police officer!
This is now the second time I've been given a warning.
My first time was when I was a junior in high school and was going 11 mph over the speed limit.
No, I didn't cry either of these times.
How do I do it you ask?
I have no bum idea.
Pure luck? I think so!
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