Guilty Pleasure.

Bravo Channel is Genius. They brought us Project Runway. They brought us The Rachel Zoe Project. They brought us Shear Genius. They Brought us Launch My Line. All my favorite shows by the way. But most importantly, they brought us The Real Housewives. And that is exactly where my guilty pleasure comes in. For some reason when The Real housewives is on, I clear my whole schedule to watch this show. For those of you that have never heard of this show, boy you are missing out. So, because I am so nice, here's the lowdown of all The Real Housewives for ya....

The Real Housewives of Orange County: The first and original housewives to air. This group of girls is one of my favorites to watch. The second one from the left in the light pink dress was engaged to a 54 year old man with cancer.Yup, 54 years old and she's 36. I believe that makes a 18 year age difference. Can you say gold digger? She would beg to differ though. Of course.

The Real Housewives of DC: Not my favorite. I actually only watched two episodes of them. They were far too reserved and proper for me. One word pretty much sums them up. Boring. About the only thing that I found interesting was Michaele. She's the farthest one on the right in white. Somehow her and her husband managed to sneak into The White House State Dinner Party....uninvited. Great security you got there Obama. 



The Real Housewives of New York: This one is just okay. It actually didn't start liking it until the second season. Mostly I just love this one because of their New York accents and attitude. The second one in on the right in the black dress (haha I'm funny) is Alex. Her husband wears tight, tight red pants with a nicely pressed shirt, a bow tie and a velvet red jacket. He wears stuff like that all the time and claims that he's not gay. Puhlease. And I don't have brown hair.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: One of my most favorites. Like the housewives of New York, I love their accents. Any one want some cawfee? Theresa has to to be my favorite. She's the second one in from the right. She kills me. My favorite quote from her is... "I don't mean for this to be rude, but she's being a bitch." Hahaha how is that not rude?! Once she even flipped a table full of nice dishes, a five course meal and drinks full of wine on it in a four star restaurant. Who does that? Guess she does. Ah man I love it.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Not exactly one of my favorites, but I like it. These ladies certainly fit the stereotype of black women and their attitudes. Kim is freakin hilarious. She's a white women trapped in a black women's body. She also has an iTunes hit called, "Tardy for the Party." Go check it out. This if proof that anyone can sing with a little technology. Not gonna lie though, her song is actually quite catchy.



The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The last, but definitely not the least. I've only seen one episode and already they're my favorites. Two of them are Hilton's. One of them is a Maloof. If you don't know who the Maloof family is, they own the Palms Casino in Vegas. One of them is married to the actor Kelsey Grammer. Or I should say used to be. One of them has had more plastic surgeries than you can count on two hands. Mostly because she's afraid that her husband is going to leave her for someone younger. And one of them has a permanent live in gay house guest. Genius? I think yes.



They should maybe do a Real Housewives of South Jordan. I'm positive my friends would all be in it... Plus Mike. So there ya go. All you need to know about The Real Housewives. And I didn't even come close to covering all of it. So go and watch them for yourself and see what my guilty pleasure is all about.