"Hey!!! Don't touch my freakin blankets!"
Yup. She's only two.
And already using the word freakin.

Break dancing 101.
Do as many flips and turns on the floor as possible looking like an almost dead fish out of water gasping for air and it counts as break dancing.

"When I grow up and have a daughter I want to name her Miss.McCall."
Aww. I'm crying.
Now that just touches my little heart.